Asshole chocolate

How's everyone doing? I'm so glad! Well, let's not putz around anymore, we all know why we're here—buttholes! Chocolate buttholes , to be specific. Even more specifically, premium chocolate buttholes you can buy for your best friends and family as a token of your love and appreciation! To be clear, chocolate buttholes are not a new phenomenon; they first broke the webz in

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Yes, yes it has, I mean as we all know everyone loves nibbling on a bit of naughty chocolate now and again, and well now you can sink your teeth into some solid milk chocolate Please note that these chocolates could cause offence, so please be careful of whose pillow you leave them on! This is the home of fun gifts.

Get kinky come snack time by sinking your teeth into a delicious white Belgian chocolate edible anus. Each delectable little anus is made from pure Belgian chocolate that will flood your senses and mouth with its unmatched taste and rich creaminess. The edible chocolate anus shows that even the most disgusting act known to mankind can become a delicious secret pleasure when you give it the right flavoring. Score major brownie points by surprising your sweetie with a mouth watering batch of Belgian chocolate covered strawberries. Infuse your breakfast with a variety of sauces and condiments using this stuffed Belgian waffle maker.